Use your hands and my spare time -
we've got one thing in common, it's this tongue of mine.
Splash Mountain Photos
american horror story blog
Living by this.
Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down
Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld
sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white
Reblogging for that comment
What a student gave to one of my teachers
the baby boomer culture: how an entire generation literally will not shut up about young people doing things they enjoy
you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time
i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search
i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement