Use your hands and my spare time -
we've got one thing in common, it's this tongue of mine.
my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”
i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me
The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME
I will always share this LOL
I relate on a spiritual level with the absolute fury in that cat’s face in the last gif
- offers other person the second twix at a bus stop au
- share an umbrella in a hail storm au
- car broke down at same shitty restaurant in the middle of nowhere au
- caR BROKE DOWN AND HOT LOCAL FIXES IT AU
- 'why does my shitty neighbour keeps using my wifi' 'then you shouldntve made the password a dumb lord of the rings reference' au
- lost cat au
- tech support au
- only ones at dumb demonstration au
does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me
Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right
And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS
IT’S JUST TOO GREAT
ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF
Pray the eh away
tips for new freshmen!
- no one cares about anything
- walk on the right side of the fucking hallway
- dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
- stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable.
- GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK
Luna just came and woke me up sigh
Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good
"What a beautiful wedding"
What a beautiful wedding says the Bridesmaid to the Waiter
"Yes but what a shame"
"What a shame the cameraman is trying to kill one of our guests"