Use your hands and my spare time -
we've got one thing in common, it's this tongue of mine.
Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.
THIS IS SO CUTE I CANT
it’s like, human, excuse me, i would like you to pet me. thank you.
I would watch about a hundred seasons of a romcom where two lady serial killers wind up sharing an apartment and trying to hide their crimes from each other
YES GOOD PLS
my dog likes think she’s really small and can share a chair
my brother left because there was no room on the chair
Splash Mountain Photos
american horror story blog
Living by this.
Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down
Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld
sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white
Reblogging for that comment
What a student gave to one of my teachers