Use your hands and my spare time -

we've got one thing in common, it's this tongue of mine.




lordofthejohnlock:

my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”

(via holdingontothewordsthatyousaid)


posted 1 day ago with 238,828 notes (originally from lordofthejohnlock)
#yes

ghostlyteen:

i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me

(via holdingontothewordsthatyousaid)


posted 1 day ago with 477,345 notes (originally from ghostlyteen)
#yes

mischief-in-221b:

gdirtydime19:

lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

I will always share this LOL

I relate on a spiritual level with the absolute fury in that cat’s face in the last gif

(Source: fiberstark, via flowers-killers)


posted 1 day ago with 760,481 notes (originally from fiberstark)
#aww #omfg

(Source: pweezus, via emofrxnk)


posted 1 day ago with 8,475 notes (originally from pweezus)
#omfg #pete wentz

quentincoldwater:

  • offers other person the second twix at a bus stop au
  • share an umbrella in a hail storm au
  • car broke down at same shitty restaurant in the middle of nowhere au
  • caR BROKE DOWN AND HOT LOCAL FIXES IT AU
  • 'why does my shitty neighbour keeps using my wifi' 'then you shouldntve made the password a dumb lord of the rings reference' au
  • lost cat au
  • tech support au
  • only ones at dumb demonstration au

(via red-means-unsolved)


posted 1 day ago with 14,383 notes (originally from quentincoldwater)
#omfg

We All Have Those Days… 

thevioletprincess:

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(via paperedcranes)


posted 1 day ago with 47 notes (originally from thevioletprincess)
#yes #sherlock

austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

(via red-means-unsolved)


posted 1 day ago with 42,488 notes (originally from austere-fallen-angel)
#omfg #yes

redscudery:

swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

Pray the eh away

(via moonlit--nights)


posted 1 day ago with 72,349 notes (originally from swanqueenidiot)
#omfg

(Source: jackshappytrail, via emofrxnk)


posted 1 day ago with 1,631 notes (originally from jackshappytrail)
#alex gaskarth

mostly-jensen:

X

mostly-jensen:

X

(via classy-n-flashy)


posted 1 day ago with 6,856 notes (originally from mostly-jensen)
#unf #jensen ackles

apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

(via boomerrng)


posted 1 day ago with 65,843 notes (originally from apple-str1der)
#yes

(Source: robchado, via werebrokenimperfect)


posted 1 day ago with 9,631 notes (originally from robchado)
#aww

palexfawn:

Luna just came and woke me up sigh

palexfawn:

Luna just came and woke me up sigh

(via werebrokenimperfect)


posted 1 day ago with 153,256 notes (originally from palexfawn)
#aww

theheatofthesouth:

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good

(via boomerrng)


posted 1 day ago with 45,511 notes (originally from theheatofthesouth)
#yes #please

hayleyisnotonfire:

"What a beautiful wedding"

What a beautiful wedding says the Bridesmaid to the Waiter

"Yes but what a shame"

"What a shame the cameraman is trying to kill one of our guests"

(via paperedcranes)


posted 1 day ago with 1,532 notes (originally from hayleyisnotonfire)
#omfg #panic! at the disco #sherlock