Use your hands and my spare time -

we've got one thing in common, it's this tongue of mine.




bucky-oh-bucky:

whatsbetterthanfantasy:

last-snowfall:

Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.

THIS IS SO CUTE I CANT

it’s like, human, excuse me, i would like you to pet me. thank you.

(Source: oddhour, via glassoniongirl64)


posted 11 hours ago with 606,008 notes (originally from oddhour)

cthonical:

meh-guh:

I would watch about a hundred seasons of a romcom where two lady serial killers wind up sharing an apartment and trying to hide their crimes from each other

YES GOOD PLS

(Source: thespoonmissioner, via marialopez25)


posted 12 hours ago with 221,972 notes (originally from thespoonmissioner)
#omfg #yes

pagingme:

my dog likes think she’s really small and can share a chair 

image

image

image

my brother left because there was no room on the chair

(via veryuncreativewiththis)


posted 12 hours ago with 110,224 notes (originally from pagingme)
#aww #omfg

scottman99:

heyitsodette:

Splash Mountain Photos

YES

(via justin-bartha)


posted 2 weeks ago with 689,258 notes (originally from kkiyomi-deactivated20140909)
#omfg #yes

"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"

Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)

(via clearly-cynical)


posted 2 weeks ago with 144,136 notes (originally from hankgreensmoustache)
#omfg

clearly-cynical:

-ahscircus:

american horror story blog

Living by this.

clearly-cynical:

-ahscircus:

american horror story blog

Living by this.


posted 2 weeks ago with 34,314 notes (originally from -briarcliff)
#American Horror Story

katherineobscura:

Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down

(via princesscmm)


posted 2 weeks ago with 430,198 notes (originally from katsupandmeowstard-deactivated2)
#omfg #yes

crankily:

 (18+)

crankily:

 (18+)

(Source: furything, via audreyplaza)


posted 2 weeks ago with 2,605 notes (originally from furything)
#wow

classichorrorblog:

The Addams Family (1991)

Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld

(via clearly-cynical)


posted 2 weeks ago with 156,895 notes (originally from classichorrorblog)
#omfg #Addams Family

danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

(Source: blackwithmoreblack, via dragonpie)


posted 2 weeks ago with 343,117 notes (originally from blackwithmoreblack)
#omfg #wow

funniestpicturesdaily:

What a student gave to one of my teachers

funniestpicturesdaily:

What a student gave to one of my teachers

(Source: funniestpicturesdaily, via clearly-cynical)


posted 2 weeks ago with 171,292 notes (originally from funniestpicturesdaily)
#yes #omfg

(Source: ambivalentlyyours, via clearly-cynical)


posted 2 weeks ago with 264,964 notes (originally from ambivalentlyyours)
#yes

"Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend."

Albert Camus (via feellng)

(via clearly-cynical)


posted 2 weeks ago with 1,683 notes (originally from feellng)
#yes

(Source: a-madeus, via teenagedreamsbrokemyheart)


posted 2 weeks ago with 206,998 notes (originally from a-madeus)
#wow

"Dreamers dream. Readers read. Writers write. I was born to be all three."

— Terri Costola (via journaling-junkie)

(via telltaleink)


posted 2 weeks ago with 3,627 notes (originally from journaling-junkie)
#yes